The Golden-Brown Pot at the End of Her Rainbow

It's the motherlode of dirty knickers !

Penny and Me - A Comparison

I would never expect a woman to do what I wouldn't do myself, so...

'Penny's' shit hole from the previous post: dry and neat and inviting  I'd love to have bummed her.

My own shit hole just after a big shit: damp and neat and inviting. I'm not gay but I'd happily bum myself given the the chance

The Dream of the Chocolate Starfish

I'm soon going make a series of posts of my favourite models from my top-shelf life and how long it took me to find for me what is the Holy Grail, the clear view of the model's anus, anal penetration, and that rarest of the rarest, the model shitting.

Elsewhere on this blog I'm written about my preference for the female anus rather than the vagina as my prime focus of erotic interest

I've been thinking a lot today about when I first noticed my preference. I can remember seeing photographs of a young woman in a very early copy of the magazine "Rustler", it was around vol 1 issue 3 and featured a young woman going by the name of Isabel. She was wearing very staid clothes and in one photograph she was clearly showing her neat and moist-looking anus. I remember I found her anus very sesay and exciting.

I've long since lost the magazine but I've found another set online of the same young woman dressed in a 1970s UK Nurse's uniform and I remember often wanking over a close-up photograph of her displaying her moist-looking bum hole with her knees pulled up.

There were other photographs of her in the set, where she was naked and mostly presenting her neat cunt but they did little for me. The sexiness in the set lay in her looks - I still find her slightness, her slightly weak but pretty face, and her 20th Century uniform very appealing but the greatest erotic charge for me is in the sight of her fingers to either side of her neat arsehole and the sight of her arsehole itself, dark, a little wet-looking and slightly sunken, suggesting her rectum behind it.The thought and sight of this girl letting me look at the dirtiest part of her body, the hole she shits through, and that I could put my penis, my tongue, my nose in it. was immensely exciting.

Of the remaining photos in the set I liked the ones of her kneeling and of her presenting her bottom to the camera but the photos of her naked and open-thighed offering her neat-enough little twat never did anything for me.

Sweet side view - I guess from the end of the couch

the photographer could see up her bottom

Cute enough but cheeks apart
and bum hole on show would be sexier

The photographs right at the top of this post of her fully dressed but with one tit our  and of her pulling the gusset of her knickers slightly to one side to show just a glimpse of her tiny gammon flaps were a sexy appetiser fro the knees drawn up pose but it was her shit hole that got me spunking

God, 40 years on I still just want to get my penis up her bottom

Linda Gordon The nest time I noticed I was very turned on by a woman's anus was when I saw a set of photographs of a model called 'Rosie Whails' in a copy of @Men Only' in the late 1970s. It was thirty years before I discovered she was an American porn model called Linda Gordon. I've seen many photographs of Linda since, and I know she was a slender woman with rather beautiful big breasts. I'm not a breast man but I do find Linda's beautiful and sexy. But the photographed that impressed me and that I've wanked over for decades was the third one below. 

It was the sight of her in the photograph below,  prone, the cheeks of her bottom spread naturally by gravity to show her relaxed, slightly open pooh hole,

Its slight openness was enough to remind me that that she had a chamber behind it exactly the size to contain one of her turds and that her turds would be the size of my hard cock so it was an excellent fit for fucking, warm and dirty and with a tight muscular sphinctre to bite on the shaft of my cock. I found the thought of using her shit hole rather than her cunt very exciting. 

her inviting slightly open shit hole

Above and below: two close up of Linda's sexy shitter

The next model upon whose bottom and arsehole I began fixated was the lovely Ava Cadell. She was very pretty with a beautifully shaped body, I would go as far as to say she was - is? - physically perfect/ And she knew how to bend her body into an excellent rear presentation, whether standing or kneeling. 

Clear close ups of women's brown puckers in soft porn were very rare in the UK in the 1970s but Ava still posed in revealing open-cheeked poses where her pooh hole was visible even if not in crisp detail. Year after year I returned to the few photographs shown her and wanked over the sight of spread cheeks and come-hither brown-eye.

I finally realised that for me it was always going to be the bottoms of women that I wanted to see, and wanted to penetrate after I saw the photograph below of a woman named as "Penny" in, if I remember rightly, a UK soft core magazine called 'Exclusive'. There was no doubt what the pose, the photograph, the model was about. The photographer had persuaded her to pose in a position that opened her bottom so far that her cheeks were almost flattened away by the strain of muscular extension. 

The viewpoint was as close as could be without greatly deforming the perspective of her body. Her vulva was in shadow and not the point of interest 

 She was looking over her shoulder acknowledging what was happening, letting me, us, know that she knew we were looking between the cheeks of her bottom and fantasing about that puckered hole, she knew that the men looking at her in that pose were longing not to get inside her baby-maker but penetrate her shit chamber. Women are coy about their cunts but they're usually embarrassed and ashamed of their dirt boxes. Which shame is for me a big part of the attraction. 

 

And so I reached the realisation that or me the sexiness of was about the bottom: out of the pink, into the brown...

A close up of Penny's lovely puckered shit-hole

Sniffing Dirty Knickers

When I was a schoolboy I used to steal knickers to sniff. It was a long time ago and I stopped while I was still a youngster.

I began by taking knickers from washing lines while playing truant from school but this didn't satisfy me: I didn't know the women who had worn them and they smelled only of freshly laundered linen.

I then moved on to sniffing my female cousin's and my aunty's dirty knickers from the laundry basket in their bathroom when I visited. This was better because they had a strong smell of piss and other secretions - it was the smell of my cousin's pissy cunt that turned me on most. We grew up together and she was like a sister to me. I couldn't bring myself to steal them though. The high point was visiting one time when my cousin was out and being left to wait in her bedroom until she returned. A pair of her jeans was draped over the back of her chair near her bedroom door and I had a good wank snffing the crotch of her jeans which were very strongly scented with her urine

I sort of grew out of the habit as I left my teens but I did sometimes filch fellow students' knickers from the Halls of Residence Laundromat and take them to my room for a wank.

The last time I wanked sniffing a pair of knickers was sniffing a pair of my ex's from the laundry basket in her bathroom only a matter of months ago but I'd gone decades without doing it.

I do love the smell though, the natural intense smell of a woman's cunt and arse.

Not About Love Or Sex (pt 3)

There is a often-made claim that porn perverts and corrupts one's sexual inclinations, that one needs ever stronger and stranger images to turn one on. From my own experiences this is untrue: porn finds one out. Most of the perversions I have collected in porn are perversions I had already fantasised about and had sought for years to find depictions of.

For instance, I've been turned on by images of women peeing in public since my Aunt D was caught short on a county walk and had to piss in full view of the family - nowhere to hide. I can still see her hitching her skirt, dropping her knickers to her knees, and squatting to let a glittering golden stream splash from her cunt to froth on the ground.

Similarly I have been turned on by depictions of women shitting in public since watching my friend B from inside a tent as she squatted and slowly squoze out a big brown turd from her pale bum.

One type of pornographic image that turns me on that is completely without anchor in my past experience is nose-hooking. I suspect the reason I find them a turn-on is the utter immobility and enforced passivity they imply:

I had never seen nose-hooking depicted before I saw them in the last few years on the Web

I find the images above quite a turn-on but they're not getting to the essence of what I find exciting about such hooking depictions. It's not just the hooked-back nostrils and open mouth that I'm turned on by.

The images immediately below excite me more; the women's noses and mouths are not only hooked open, but there is a chain or cable threaded into their mouths, out through one nostril, back in through the other nostril, and back out of their mouths. The implication of added immobilisation and the discomfort they must be feeling turns me on quite a bit more than the straight-forward hooking:

No, what turns me on the most about nose-hooking and mouth-hooking is the knowledge the woman has submitted to utter immobilisation. Although I would never hurt a woman, I would like one who would submit to my desires utterly by letting me do things to me that give only me, not her, pleasure.

A nose-hooked women who has her nose and mouth held utterly open, has made herself available for me to put my cock as far into her mouth and throat as I could and as I would wish, and she would have to accept my spunk in her mouth, throat and stomach, and - even better - her nostrils are so wide that I could squirt my spunk right up them deep into her head, as in the very last photos below: