The Golden-Brown Pot at the End of Her Rainbow

It's the motherlode of dirty knickers !

Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 7

Women with dirty bottoms

This was published in a popular scandinavian pornographic magazine in the 1980s, I bought a back issue from a second-hand magazine shop near the town centre of a large British city in the late 1990s for £6.

The woman offering her shitty bum for our perusal and enjoyment went on to have a successful career as a rock musician.

And if you think that dirty bum of hers was fake, here's one of the photographs taken just seconds before of her squeezing out one of her turds.

If you don't know who she is, her first name is the same as the Saint for whom the wheel-shaped spinning fireworks is name, and her surname is the same as the noun for a person who rings a bell.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 5

Women dirtying their knickers again - but this time deliberately, unlike the young lady in Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 1.

This was from a shop, bought in England, but not top shelf, rather it was from a fetish mag dump box in a second-hand and import magazine shop. The magazine was published sometime in the late 90s.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw In Top Shelf Mags number 4

Dirty knickers - I can't say for sure whether that's piss or shit on the gusset of her discarded knickers, but because it's a saffron brown stain I'm guessing shit. Probably a young woman who doesn't do a thorough job when she wipes her bottom.  I'd gladly wipe her bottom for her.

Readers' Wipes anyone?

Things You Hardly Ever Saw In Top Shelf Mags number 1

 

Skid marks on a model's knicker gusset:

These photographs are from a mainstream top shelf"Barely 18" type of magazine from around the turn of the millennium.There were lots of photos of the girl baring her bottom at the start of the set, and if you've looked at other posts in this blog you'll have realised quickly that I'm a bum man.

In this one shot on the right, where the girl is on her knees, have a look at the gusset of her knickers. There's a big brown shit mark just sitting there in the shadows. That's the only time in 40 years I've seen shitty knickers in a maninstream soft porn mag.

As I've noted elsewhere, although a few still remain, most of the top shelf magazines have ceased to exist so there is no mainstream anymore, most porn and porn modelling and material is niche and digital, not printed on paper.

Paper - I bet after that photo-session she'd had some to wipe her dirty bum with.