Second Thread

I've started a second thread at V1ntage Erot1ca F0rums, in their "Other Stuff" section. I contributed several posts to their "Rear V1ews" thread, which is nude models showing off their bottoms. I asked in that thread whether "Rear V1ews" was the right place to post models doing anal gapes, and the replies I received suggested a lot of the members didn't like them, despite themselves posting photos of women showing their closed anuses.

So I started my own thread, called "Bums Wide Open" featuring women presenting their often widely dilated arseholes, a sight that turns me on immensely.

So far I've received thanks but no contributions by other members - I shall have to wait and see what happens...

Evolved Beyond Titties

In an earlier post I mentioned I prefer flat chests to breasts and hardly notice a woman's tits unless she somehow draws my attention to them, perhaps by literally thrusting her cleavage under my nose. I'd prefer it if women were like other mammals and had no breasts except during pregnancy and breast-feeding

Good example of flat chested women in porn are very rare, but a poster at VEF has uploaded his own collection, so I can now put a few sexy examples on this blog.

You Know You're Getting Old When...

While trying to find photographs of women flashing in public I found the following photos of a model called Gina Lorenz posing and spreading her legs on Blackpool North Front. I immediately noted the people in the background were wearing padded jackets, fleeces, and the like and my thoughts went straight to "poor girl, she must be bloody freezing"

Martin van Maele

I know very little about Martin Van Maele except that he worked around the start of the 20th Century, but I liked his surreal and violent erotic illustrations from the first time I saw them in a Taschen anthology of erotic art.

There is more available at All-Art








I know very little about Martin Van Maele except that he worked around the start of the 20th Century, but I liked his surreal and violent erotic illustrations from the first time I saw them in a Taschen anthology of erotic art.

There is more available at All-Art

Blogging My Cock #4

Uploading the two photos of Carol below I got a semi-on. Not the full stalk but more than the viagra provoked last Tuesday.

No camera nearby though.

Bums-a-Daisy

Looking through my files for some artwork I found these photos of small but yummy liverpool lass Car0l Heaps who had a short career in Glamour photography around 1986. I know she at least did one hardcore set published in PRlVATE around the same time but these are my two favourite photos, both more or less the same pose from different angles, except feet together and feet apart.

The first one, with her skirt framing her bum and her legs like a stem, reminds me of a flower.

Bellmer

Blogging My Cock #3

Woke up at about 5am with a normal hard-on.

Couldn't do anything with or about it so resolved to blog it then went back to sleep for a short while.

Bumming Across Europe

Searching a forum for good photographs of my few favoured large breasted models the other day, I happened across a thread dedicated to Lynne Armitage. Lynne was never one of my preferred models, but she was quite active in British Girlie Magazines in the middle-late 1980s. She was often mentioned in the tabloid Sunday papers as a bit scandalous. As I remember she was a housewife and amateur competitive cyclist in her late 30s from Oldham who appeared a few times in the "ReadersWives and Girlfriends" sections of a few mags and then started doing some professional soft porn modelling, and going on a marriage-busting sexual spree.


I found her a bit hard featured, with too much make-up, over-blonded hair, and an obvious tit job, but she did have a good and very fit body, and - particularly in her diary feature in Razzle - very often posed showing off and spreading her bottom, which is always a huge plus for me.


I knew from buying a couple of hardcore back issues about 10 years ago that she had done a little hardcore, but I was stunned when checking her thread at the Forum quite how much hardcore she did, for many continental publishers including the huge PRlVATE and C0l0ur Cl1max corporations.


My attention was initially caught by this introductory photo to a set called "Paris Bum Orgy"
which from the style is from a C0l0r Cl1max photoset. It's a dreadful title, and given that it namechecks Last Tango in Paris I'd have jokily called it something like Ass-bango in Paris. As usual it's the usual gang-bang, which I always find tedious and off putting.


I checked the personal links provided by the original poster and was taken aback not only to be able to download the entire set, but every other hardcore set she ever did, and nearly all of them were anal sex sets. She seems to have specialised in getting bummed, which was very rare over 20 years ago. I knew she had a reputation as being very randy even in her personal life and a bit of a rum 'un, but I was still taken aback.



Can't say I'm complaining though, the more bumming the better.

Breasts, Big and Natural

Thirty years ago I fell for a young woman called Lynn. One day at Sixth Form I was drawing her while she stood at an easel drawing a life model, and as I drew her I was suddenly overwhelmed by a powerful longing for her. I didn't know her very well but I had known her since we were little.

The longing went nowhere, I didn't know how to address it, but it lasted for about 3 years. But I remember about two years in, after I had got to know her better, that I one day noticed her breasts as she was walking with her friends from a cafeteria. Two whole years before I noticed something as female and sexual about her as her breasts.

Since then I've been aware that I rarely notice women's breasts unless they are literally thrust under my nose, by a woman standing or sitting close to me. Then I look and find them exciting to look at, and feel a little embarrassed and ashamed at looking, but generally I don't notice them at all. With flesh and blood women I'm attracted to I notice faces, bigness of bottom, length of leg and torso, and hip to waist ratio, but hardly ever breasts. It was only after taking and cropping a photo of my friend Berni that I noticed that she had quite big tits, and I've known her at least six years. The same holds for every woman I've known never mind desired.

I'm not abnormal - I like the feel and weight of a woman's breasts in my hands, but I don't seem to have the obsession that most men have, "Gawd look at the tits on her", "She's got lovely knockers", "how big are her bristols?" etc.

Even in pornography. I mostly couldn't say what size the breasts of most of my favourite models are, and I've never wanked over a model only because of her tits, In 35 years of buying and using porn I can think of only six models I've collected who had big breasts I found impressive and attrative, and only two I strongly fancied. On the other hand, I find a flat chest on a woman sexy in itself, and have wanked over models I don't otherwise like because of their boyish chests.

I've liked a few models with big tits like H0ney Bane and Trinity Loren, but largely that was because of their pretty faces and general plumpness. Sadly, Trinity Loren died a terribly young death over 10 years ago and Bane's life has been chaos for most of the last 30 years .


H0ney Bane (D0nna Boylan), former singer with punk band
Fatal M1crobes, pregnant here in
the mid-80s


Trinity Loren: real name J0yce McPherson


Here are photos of the only models I've liked partly because of the size and shape of their breasts. They are Chl0e Vevr1er (1990s-2000s), Pat Wynn (80s, she started when she was already in handsome middle age), D1anne Wynn (no relation, late 80s-90s), D0nna Ambr0se (early 1980s - present), Devon Dan1els (late 80s), and my favourite, and the only one I suspect I would fancy in real life, M1llie Minchen, aka M1llicent Sn0w (late 80s).


D1anne Wynn



Chloe Vevr1er



Pat Wynn: real name Sally F0rina, a much better name



Devon Dan1els



and two photos each of my favourites:
D0nna Ambr0se, aka Dan1ca C0llins
mid 80s:

and 2008:



M1llie Minch1n, aka M1llicent Sn0w
late 80s

Mid 2000s


Millie was probably my favourite, the sort of face I like, dark haired, pale skinned, quite tall at 5'9" (most big breasted models are short) , long limbed and formerly with dark almost black wavy hair. Lovely.

Blogging My Cock pt 2

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS A PHOTOGRAPH OF MY PENIS AS PART OF MY PROJECT TO RECORD MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION AND ITS TREATMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE THIS BLOG OR SCROLL PAST IT IF YOU FIND THE TOPIC OFFENSIVE.


I've just had another semi-erection, again with length and girth but very little firmness. If it had some firmness it would be enough to do the job, but it just flops slack against my ballocks. Still, an improvement on its now usual shrivelled state.

The next time it happens I'm not going to remove my trousers, the damned thing starts to shrink while I'm doing it, and my trousers and underpants should hold back my fat belly anyway.

Graphic: Lions and Tigers and Bare Ass - Oh My!

Some more erotic illustrations by Tosh10 Saek1 (my previous Saek1 post is here) - this time from my own collection, accumulated over the years, most from the late 70s through to the early 90s.


I'll start with my favourite - I found this in an annual of Japanese illustration sometime in the mid 80s but it was already a few years old then. I adapted the theme myself for a westernised version in which Dorothy Gale was similarly attacked by the Tin Man, who had already dismembered the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow, and had impaled Toto. I have quite an obsession with the Wizard of Oz despite not being gay -I find it a very erotically charged film. So thanks to Tosh1o Saek1 for providing me with inspiration from this fantasy of Japanese demons and girls in sailor suits.



Unusual for Saek1, an illustration in which the man is the sexual victim of the woman. I love the strange mix of sadism, sexuality, surrealism, traditional Japanese illustration, and pop art styling in his work.

A strong sense of sadistic dread, the elderly couple with their hands already chopped off, the girl struggling against the man with the axe. I'd love to know whether these scenarios refer to specific Japanese cultural icons and situations, whether they appear less surreal to someone steeped in Japanese culture.

I find this picture very erotic, despite being baffled as to what it's about: a doll of Emperor Hirohito lowers a bound naked young woman onto the spiked head of a giant Kewpie Doll, watched by a smirking M1ckey Mouse Doll and Jack-in-the-Box. The only sense I can make of it is a revenge of the toys, in which a baby doll is the agent of hurting a young woman in the place where babies come from.

A young woman uses the sharp horn of a theatrical mask either as a dildo, or perhaps as a means to kill herself via her womb. Another picture I fing baffling yet exciting.

An old woman wanks an elderly man while they listen to the torture games of the couple in the next room (is one of them their daughter or son?) I love the little kitten crossing the threshold between the rooms, between youth and age, and becoming the only party that knows what is really going on. The Japanese have a strong history of depicting as erotic the impostion on women of restraint and pain on women.

A perverse rendition of a scene from the "Journey to the West" Monkey King legend - I'm not sure of the identity of the persons being molested by the two demons, but I suspect the monk is Tripitaka, who is traditionally played in drama by a young woman. The monk definitely has tits and a nicely rounded female bum.

A remarkably restrained and normal scenario for Saek1, but still quite sadistic.

A man and boy light fireworks, the boy watching with interest while the man lights the fuse of a firework lodged in the bound woman's vagina or anus. Another image I find a great turn-on.

That exhausts my collection of illustrations by this artist. If I can find the Wizard of Oz drawing I made I may post that later.

Blogging My Cock - pt 1

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While uploading a post below (Vicious and Malign - composed last week but uploaded only last night) I realised I had quite a large semi on. Not very firm and rather floppy, but with reasonable length - about 6 inches - and good girth. My camera was to hand so I photographed it to prove to myself it happened, as I quickly fall in to doubt when I have these brief resurgences of partial potency.

I'm posting the photo here to make a permanent record of it, and when I take my first experimental v1agra I'll take before-and-after photos and post those as well.

Having taken my trousers and underpants off for a clearer view I had to hold my belly out of the way so I've blurred out most of my body and legs to de-emphasise my belly and hand.