Evolved Beyond Titties

In an earlier post I mentioned I prefer flat chests to breasts and hardly notice a woman's tits unless she somehow draws my attention to them, perhaps by literally thrusting her cleavage under my nose. I'd prefer it if women were like other mammals and had no breasts except during pregnancy and breast-feeding

Good example of flat chested women in porn are very rare, but a poster at VEF has uploaded his own collection, so I can now put a few sexy examples on this blog.

Breasts, Big and Natural

Thirty years ago I fell for a young woman called Lynn. One day at Sixth Form I was drawing her while she stood at an easel drawing a life model, and as I drew her I was suddenly overwhelmed by a powerful longing for her. I didn't know her very well but I had known her since we were little.

The longing went nowhere, I didn't know how to address it, but it lasted for about 3 years. But I remember about two years in, after I had got to know her better, that I one day noticed her breasts as she was walking with her friends from a cafeteria. Two whole years before I noticed something as female and sexual about her as her breasts.

Since then I've been aware that I rarely notice women's breasts unless they are literally thrust under my nose, by a woman standing or sitting close to me. Then I look and find them exciting to look at, and feel a little embarrassed and ashamed at looking, but generally I don't notice them at all. With flesh and blood women I'm attracted to I notice faces, bigness of bottom, length of leg and torso, and hip to waist ratio, but hardly ever breasts. It was only after taking and cropping a photo of my friend Berni that I noticed that she had quite big tits, and I've known her at least six years. The same holds for every woman I've known never mind desired.

I'm not abnormal - I like the feel and weight of a woman's breasts in my hands, but I don't seem to have the obsession that most men have, "Gawd look at the tits on her", "She's got lovely knockers", "how big are her bristols?" etc.

Even in pornography. I mostly couldn't say what size the breasts of most of my favourite models are, and I've never wanked over a model only because of her tits, In 35 years of buying and using porn I can think of only six models I've collected who had big breasts I found impressive and attrative, and only two I strongly fancied. On the other hand, I find a flat chest on a woman sexy in itself, and have wanked over models I don't otherwise like because of their boyish chests.

I've liked a few models with big tits like H0ney Bane and Trinity Loren, but largely that was because of their pretty faces and general plumpness. Sadly, Trinity Loren died a terribly young death over 10 years ago and Bane's life has been chaos for most of the last 30 years .


H0ney Bane (D0nna Boylan), former singer with punk band
Fatal M1crobes, pregnant here in
the mid-80s


Trinity Loren: real name J0yce McPherson


Here are photos of the only models I've liked partly because of the size and shape of their breasts. They are Chl0e Vevr1er (1990s-2000s), Pat Wynn (80s, she started when she was already in handsome middle age), D1anne Wynn (no relation, late 80s-90s), D0nna Ambr0se (early 1980s - present), Devon Dan1els (late 80s), and my favourite, and the only one I suspect I would fancy in real life, M1llie Minchen, aka M1llicent Sn0w (late 80s).


D1anne Wynn



Chloe Vevr1er



Pat Wynn: real name Sally F0rina, a much better name



Devon Dan1els



and two photos each of my favourites:
D0nna Ambr0se, aka Dan1ca C0llins
mid 80s:

and 2008:



M1llie Minch1n, aka M1llicent Sn0w
late 80s

Mid 2000s


Millie was probably my favourite, the sort of face I like, dark haired, pale skinned, quite tall at 5'9" (most big breasted models are short) , long limbed and formerly with dark almost black wavy hair. Lovely.