The Hunt for Cunt

I was just looking on my favourite erotica forum at some recent sets by my favourite model, @ndrea Cl@arke, a model I've liked for a good 25 years, and I was struck not for the first time by one of the intrinsic problems of porn. There are only so many poses that a human being can adopt.



For decades from the early eighties until the early noughties, at least in the english-speaking world, a glamour model's career followed a set path of ever increasing explicitness, sometimes reaching all the way to being photographed and filmed in sexual activity, for british  model usually but not always on the Continent.

For me the search used usually to start with my buying an ordinary top shelf glamour magazine.  I would browse the top shelf in a newsagents and then buy one or many of the the magazines I liked the look of.

I would take the magazines home, and lie on my side on my bed working my way page by page through each magazine, slowly and gently wanking my cock while I assessed the models for attractiveness and appeal, and sexiness of pose.

@ndrea's work was usually easy to find, she appeared in all the magazines, and was a Diary Girl for one of the best UK softcore magazines.

A glamour model would usually begin her career by making a small name for herself posing baring her breasts in a tabloid newspaper, a "page 3 girl" as they were known, and would often move on from there to posing for photosets for the more restrained and tasteful top shelf girlie magazines, of which Mayfair was probably the best and classiest example. At most she would pose tastefully nude, without any heavy emphasis on her genitals and anus.

She would graduate from these relatively sedate girlie magazines to the slightly stronger, sexier magazines like Men Only, and would pose more directly, showing her naughty holes but not opening them:

 If @ndrea had any flaws they were that she was a little too small in her pelvic girdle, leading to a relatively small bottom, and that she had a very poor arsehole, a mess of skin tags - see the photo directly above - instead of the far more inviting wrinkly pucker round a tight muscular bumhole.

 Further into her career our glamour model would pose for the stronger soft-core magazines, where at the very least she would have to pose with her legs well spread and her cunt held open - or at least her cunt lips - and with the cheeks of her arse well parted to show her arsehole.

And finally she might go all the way and appear in hardcore contenental magazines

Here's our girl in a bit of hard lezzie action, getting her twat licked out and a thumb and some fingers up her arsehole

And now here's our beauty being gang-fucked in every hole and spunked over somewhere in Spain:

And to finish, @ndrea going all the way, getting not only well fucked in her wet pink twat, but experiencing a good deep bumming and getting a lashing of spunk right in her gorgeous mouth:

 

Today the pattern seems to have changed, going to explicitness and sexual activity almost immediately, and then merely permutating clothes and surroundings but not the poses and acts

Straight soft-porn hounds who are not object fetishists are interested in seeing women showing their bodies in some degree of nakedness, and beyond that in seeing those women show some female sexual characteristic, essentially an organ or an orifice. I suppose because porn is now all over the web in utter explicitness, the models who come into the business have to hit the ground running unless they have something extraordinary to offer or are very astute.

I prefer the old way.

The Open Bottom Top Shelf Famine of the 21st Century

As the availability of porn and erotica on the web exploded in the late 1990s, people in the erotica industry repeatedly said that there was still a market for magazine porn but it would be in specialist magazines: the fetish mags, the just-18 mags, the S&M mags, the Older Women mags, the Ethnic Girls mags.

These mags do stumble on in a fashion, in the few shops that sell top shelf magazines, but one speciality has almost entirely vanished - the bum mag.

Just look below at the variety of magazines available in the nineties, by no means every title available. You can tell by the various text teasers on the covers exactly what niche the magazines were serving.

"Jam-Packed With Browneye"

"Deliveries In The Rear"

"Poopshute Princess"

"Explicit Rear-End Action"

The Bum mag niche was big enough to have micro-niches within it, not just women showing off their bums but magazines specialising in black girls' bums, plump girls' bums, plump black girls' bums, and so on.

What I find physically attractive and sexy about a woman is a striking face, usually catlike, a small waist and big hips, bottom, and thighs. I'm far more interested in women's anuses than their genitals, and in porn, rather than a woman spreading her legs and holding open her vulva, I would rather see her standing with her back to me, looking over her shoulder while holding apart the cheeks of her bottom to show her anus.

These magazines served the niche market of which I'm a part, but except for the hard to find "Buttm@n" magazine, they no longer exist.

I'm baffled as to why

And Another Bone

Again, in the early hours, a full hard on.

This really must be fundamentally psychological

Cockwatch

Another boner last night, normal size and firmness - again, on the edge of sleep in the early hours.

Another sign that my impotence isn't physiological

Cockwatch continued...

I was woken up today by rolling onto a  healthy morning glory which deflated as soon as I realised it was there.

Baffling - as if something in my waking mind wants it not to work.

Who Cleared the Top Shelf?

Ever fewer newsagents in the UK stock porn, soft or hard. The only local shop that sells the stuff is offering much of its stock at half-price and still it doesn't sell.

A couple of weeks ago I found the newsagent re-tagging girlie mags at the counter while his little scots terrier dozed on the newspapers and asked him

"Does anyone still buy those?"

"Oh, there's still a few come shuffling in"

"I'd have thought that any one who wanted that stuff would get it from the Internet"

"Not this lot round here, the Internet's well beyond most of 'em"

I was one of "them" until a few years ago. I've always had a huge porn habit, largely because I had and have no other sexual, never mind romantic, outlet.

What I noticed in the last ten to fifteen years is this...

Until about 1992 the only places one could find strong soft or genuine hard porn was in the centre of big cities, and with hard porn one could even then only find it in backstreet illegal outlets often disguised as second hand bookshops with a secret room for "special customers".

The stuff in those back rooms was as extreme as the proprietor thought he could get away with - and in every case but one that I knew of, the proprietor was a man. And the prices were very high.

For a brief time in the late 70s hard core porn was available in small newagents, at least in the form of magazines from the Dav1d Sull1van and the G0ld Brothers stables, with vaginal and oral sex and female masturbation depicted. This time soon past and in most of the two following decades only soft porn was available in newsagents.

Then suddenly around 1997 some specialist North American magazines began to be available in some mainstream UK newsagents and in the hard core shops. I have always found pale-skinned oriental women very attractive so at the time I was buying a number of american "oriental" magazines, my favourite being "Shaved Orienttails"

The first sets I noticed were of japanese and other far eastern girls inserting small gourds and other oriental fruits up their cunts, then suddenly almost every american soft porn mag available in Britain was featuring women pissing, being fucked, sucking cock, dildos up the cunt and arse, gaping arseholes, the lot. And despite this, much of the material wasn't selling.

I had a number of magazines on standing order from a specialist shop in Shude Hill, Manchester, and by 2005 it became impossible for them to continue to supply them because the cost of shipping and not selling surplus copies was outstripping the profits they made.

In the last year the market seems to have collapsed entirely, shops that used to specialise have returned to being just news agents, specialist p0rn shops now mostly specialise in DVDs or rare collectors back issues.

And who can blame them? What punter would pay top dollar for stuff that isn't even that much to his taste when he can download high quality hi-def photos for free by the thousand, amateur or pirated, find treasure troves of classic sets online, and even subscribe to specific models and receive photos of the women he like doing exactly what he wishes.

I certainly wouldn't.

Ava Cade11

A fellow member of my favourite erotica archive solved a problem for me - the identity of one of the earliest glamour models whose photosets I still have This gorgeous young woman is Ava Cade11 and the more explicit photos are from Men Only 1976 41(12).

Here she is in a coy Page 3 pose, as most saw her


and here she is posed much more revealingly




I don't know how many times over the years I've wanked over that lovely face and body, and that inviting bum hole without even knowing her name.

Any way, my thanks to her for giving me a lot of pleasure over the decades.