Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 7

Women with dirty bottoms

This was published in a popular scandinavian pornographic magazine in the 1980s, I bought a back issue from a second-hand magazine shop near the town centre of a large British city in the late 1990s for £6.

The woman offering her shitty bum for our perusal and enjoyment went on to have a successful career as a rock musician.

And if you think that dirty bum of hers was fake, here's one of the photographs taken just seconds before of her squeezing out one of her turds.

If you don't know who she is, her first name is the same as the Saint for whom the wheel-shaped spinning fireworks is name, and her surname is the same as the noun for a person who rings a bell.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 6

Women Wiping their Bottoms

No, she's not been dabbing her cunny dry after having a wee, she's wiping her bottom, there's a smear of shit on that wad of toilet paper.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 5

Women dirtying their knickers again - but this time deliberately, unlike the young lady in Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 1.

This was from a shop, bought in England, but not top shelf, rather it was from a fetish mag dump box in a second-hand and import magazine shop. The magazine was published sometime in the late 90s.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw In Top Shelf Mags number 1

 

Skid marks on a model's knicker gusset:

These photographs are from a mainstream top shelf"Barely 18" type of magazine from around the turn of the millennium.There were lots of photos of the girl baring her bottom at the start of the set, and if you've looked at other posts in this blog you'll have realised quickly that I'm a bum man.

In this one shot on the right, where the girl is on her knees, have a look at the gusset of her knickers. There's a big brown shit mark just sitting there in the shadows. That's the only time in 40 years I've seen shitty knickers in a maninstream soft porn mag.

As I've noted elsewhere, although a few still remain, most of the top shelf magazines have ceased to exist so there is no mainstream anymore, most porn and porn modelling and material is niche and digital, not printed on paper.

Paper - I bet after that photo-session she'd had some to wipe her dirty bum with.

The Benefits of Amateur Photography pt 1: Bettie Page

I was unaware of Bettie Page until about 1990. Already by that time Bettie was being rediscovered and becoming a camp icon. 

Perceiving Bettie's work as camp was a misjudgement of what she was and what she did.

Bettie was a sexy model with a near perfect figure, a very pretty face, and a fun attitude to her work that added to the sexiness. Her work, like all glamour and pornographic modelling, was turning men on and inspiring them to have a wank or fuck someone. And at that she was one of the best ever.

For many years it was claimed in the various books about her that she had not done explicitly pornographic work, just pin-up, art nude, and the famous soft bondage sets and nudie shorts. But with the coming of the web, quite a few photographs of Bettie taken by members of amateur photographic clubs

It was clear from the "art" photos taken of Betty that she was happy to pose full-frontal with her pubic hair plainly visible, often darkened in the print to a thick black triangle. Many photos of this type were available by the early 1990s, along with a handful of semi-professonal bed shots with the plump outer lips of her twat visible through a none-too-thick pubic thatch. 

one of the fee fuck-lips shots previously believed to exist

Now take a look below, after this semi-competent photo of Bettie's lovely botty.

Amateur photograph after photograph after photograph of Bettie spreading her legs wide and showing her cunt explicitly and invitingly, even a couple of them with Betties lovely botty spread invitingly wide to show her pooh-hole

I love it that these photographs exist, they make her more real. It's just a shame they were taken by incompetent amateurs so that so much detail is lost of her gash and arsehole.

There are lots of repeat images below - I think it's interesting to see that variant prints from the same negatives have been clumsily tampered with to draw in details of her quim where no details were originally visible

Above - a favourite that shouts "look at my cunt, boys!"

Above:- a great pose but that bumhole is obviously drawn on

Above - my favourite explicit photo of Bettie

Above - candid showing Bettie's bumhole, just about

Above - my favourite photo of Bettie and her twat

Probably not Bettie but the thought is enough to get the cock throbbing