Not About Love Or Sex (pt 3)

There is a often-made claim that porn perverts and corrupts one's sexual inclinations, that one needs ever stronger and stranger images to turn one on. From my own experiences this is untrue: porn finds one out. Most of the perversions I have collected in porn are perversions I had already fantasised about and had sought for years to find depictions of.

For instance, I've been turned on by images of women peeing in public since my Aunt D was caught short on a county walk and had to piss in full view of the family - nowhere to hide. I can still see her hitching her skirt, dropping her knickers to her knees, and squatting to let a glittering golden stream splash from her cunt to froth on the ground.

Similarly I have been turned on by depictions of women shitting in public since watching my friend B from inside a tent as she squatted and slowly squoze out a big brown turd from her pale bum.

One type of pornographic image that turns me on that is completely without anchor in my past experience is nose-hooking. I suspect the reason I find them a turn-on is the utter immobility and enforced passivity they imply:

I had never seen nose-hooking depicted before I saw them in the last few years on the Web

I find the images above quite a turn-on but they're not getting to the essence of what I find exciting about such hooking depictions. It's not just the hooked-back nostrils and open mouth that I'm turned on by.

The images immediately below excite me more; the women's noses and mouths are not only hooked open, but there is a chain or cable threaded into their mouths, out through one nostril, back in through the other nostril, and back out of their mouths. The implication of added immobilisation and the discomfort they must be feeling turns me on quite a bit more than the straight-forward hooking:

No, what turns me on the most about nose-hooking and mouth-hooking is the knowledge the woman has submitted to utter immobilisation. Although I would never hurt a woman, I would like one who would submit to my desires utterly by letting me do things to me that give only me, not her, pleasure.

A nose-hooked women who has her nose and mouth held utterly open, has made herself available for me to put my cock as far into her mouth and throat as I could and as I would wish, and she would have to accept my spunk in her mouth, throat and stomach, and - even better - her nostrils are so wide that I could squirt my spunk right up them deep into her head, as in the very last photos below:

Things You Hardly Ever Saw In Top Shelf Mags number 8

Women with Wide-Ons

Women have been showing their twats in tip shelf magazines since the early 1970s and in under the counter photographs since victorian times

Despite a wide-on being a perfectly normal sign of sexual excitement, women modelling even in the most explicit soft-core magazines virtually never showed them, no matter how vigorously they pulled at their love-lips. They were about as turned on as a rusted tap, just psssionlessly flashing gash for cash 

In 40 years of buying Top-shelf Soft-core magazines I only once saw a photograph of a woman with a wide-one - here it is...

Not so on the web - look at these girls, cunts wide open hot wet and ready.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 7

Women with dirty bottoms

This was published in a popular scandinavian pornographic magazine in the 1980s, I bought a back issue from a second-hand magazine shop near the town centre of a large British city in the late 1990s for £6.

The woman offering her shitty bum for our perusal and enjoyment went on to have a successful career as a rock musician.

And if you think that dirty bum of hers was fake, here's one of the photographs taken just seconds before of her squeezing out one of her turds.

If you don't know who she is, her first name is the same as the Saint for whom the wheel-shaped spinning fireworks is name, and her surname is the same as the noun for a person who rings a bell.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 6

Women Wiping their Bottoms

No, she's not been dabbing her cunny dry after having a wee, she's wiping her bottom, there's a smear of shit on that wad of toilet paper.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 5

Women dirtying their knickers again - but this time deliberately, unlike the young lady in Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 1.

This was from a shop, bought in England, but not top shelf, rather it was from a fetish mag dump box in a second-hand and import magazine shop. The magazine was published sometime in the late 90s.

Things You Hardly Ever Saw In Top Shelf Mags number 4

Dirty knickers - I can't say for sure whether that's piss or shit on the gusset of her discarded knickers, but because it's a saffron brown stain I'm guessing shit. Probably a young woman who doesn't do a thorough job when she wipes her bottom.  I'd gladly wipe her bottom for her.

Readers' Wipes anyone?

Things You Hardly Ever Saw in Top Shelf Mags number 3

GILFs, grandmothers, Older Women, Mature Women.

For most of my adult top-shelf buying life, on the rarest of occasions one would see a photoset of an older woman. I think that a British magazine, possibly Club International around 1980, featured a photo set of a woman of about 71 naked and spreading her legs.

Mostly though, old(er) women appeared in the "Readers' Wives" sections of amateur photos that appeared in many magazines.

By the year 2000 there was a niche market for magazines with titles like 40 plus, 50, 60, 70 Plus. So there was obcviously a substantial number of men who fantasized about fucking older and old women and wanted at least to wank over photos of them offering their cunts and arseholes, and even of them being shagged.

Now Mum and Granny porn makes up a smalliih but significant portion of porn on the web. 

I'm sure most men have known older women they would love to fuck, given the chance. I've known quite a few in my work.

Here are some older women who I find attractive and who I'd love to have a go on.

Above: I'd love to get my knob up her

Above: another one I'd love to get my knob in

Above: nice face and big soft titties - I'd love a go on her